coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via cats-are-sluts)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

otfivedirection:

rubato:

onedirectionstraighttohell:

take comfort in the fact that if one direction was ever in a real life paranormal activity situation, that at least zayn malik would survive

zayn would be the only one holed up in the cabin going “naw I’m good thanks, no, I really don’t want to check out what’s making that noise outside, thanks”

zayn is a survivor

exhibit a) 

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exhibit b)

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exhibit c)

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meanwhile harry and louis die first

(Source: theprincedouche, via singing-while-i-sleep)

illkim:

winning an argument online

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(via zackisontumblr)

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