drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via zayyynaqueenie)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via black-beautyxo)

  • cyberbully: transfer your lunch money to my paypal, nerd

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via majicaldreamz)

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

(via cats-are-sluts)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via cats-are-sluts)

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: widths, via cats-are-sluts)

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